Ahmad Fadli KC : 04.2010 : Bootycall at 1 AM (Uncategorized)

As a guy who rides motorcycle, I always get discriminated by policeman. Take a look when there is a roadblock. The policeman stops more motorcyclist than cars.

So now everytime I get stopped by these policemen and they ask me for my ID and driving license, this is my answer.

“This is my IC and this is my license and roadtax. I pay tax and I obey the law and I vote for Parti Keadilan Rakyat”

Yeap. That’s the answer word by word. In Malay language-lah.

Well next time around if they stop me at night and ask where am I heading, I’ll give this answer.

“Nak pi umahh kawan sat ni Encik . Dia horny saya pun horny. Baru sat sat tadi dok dapat bootycall.”

Eventhough at that time I might be just be my way to the nearest Mamak restaurant.