” It is hard to fall in love with a not-so-beautiful woman”

” If you have problem with your girlfriend,don’t let her talk to me. I don’t want any trouble. 🙂 ”

“Having big boobs will not make me want to sleep with you automatically. I need more than that to have an erection, please go away if you can’t tell an interesting story”

” I am great but if I am attracted to a person, I will still get nervous. It’s just that I don’t show it that much”

“I have Midas touch. A twisted one. Evey girl that spends some time with me turns into a more attractive girl to some other man. Magic !”